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Sea Hag Sign

Sea Hag Sign

PRICE $19.99 USD
PRICE $24.99 USD PRICE $19.99 USD
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🧜♀️ Warning: This Sign Speaks Fluent Morning Mermaid!

Meet your new favorite definition of 'before coffee' mood! This adorably sassy 5" x 5" wooden sign perfectly captures that pre-caffeine state when you're less 'Under the Sea' and more 'Under the Covers.'

Featuring

  • Distressed gray frame that's seen more rough mornings than your hair
  • 1.5" depth (perfect for adding dimension to your coastal gallery wall)
  • Definition so accurate, mermaids are taking notes
  • Farmhouse-meets-beach vibes (because who says sea hags can't be stylish?)

Perfect for

  • Your coffee station (obviously!)
  • That friend who's more seahorse than morning person
  • Beach house kitchen decor
  • Anyone who needs a warning label before 9 AM

Pairs perfectly with

  • Your morning coffee (duh!)
  • Coastal decor
  • Other sassy beach signs 
  • That 'I woke up like this' morning attitude

Welcome to RadioActive Threads! We're a mostly peaceful small business with bold, mostly USA-made, metaphysical & unique gifts. Personality included. ⚡️

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Welcome to RadioActive Threads! We're a mostly peaceful small business with bold, mostly USA-made, metaphysical & unique gifts. Personalitay included. ⚡️