Twisted Truths Oracle Deck for Truth Seekers

Welcome to the Twisted Truths Oracle Deck!

Congratulations! You’ve found the most caustic and sarcastic oracle deck you’ll ever own. While other decks peddle rainbow-unicorn fluff and eternal bliss, this one serves raw truth with dark humor and a kick to the kneecap.

New version with jokers in every deck! Great for roasting your friends during Spades.

This deck was co-authored by Helen Nibs, Psychic Intuitive & Reiki Master, and Psykicks. It took us over a year — laughing, and deleting anything that sounded too nice. Helen brought the sharp intuition and zero fluff; & we kept the sarcasm vicious.

The graphics were inspired by waking up hungover with one bloodshot eye barely open, croaking “What the hell do I do now?” That exact messy, regrettable energy is in every card.

Why This Deck?

Life isn’t all sunshine. This deck is your brutally honest friend who tells you those jeans don’t make you look thinner and that situationship is trash.

How to Use It

Shuffle, draw, and brace yourself. Each card delivers harsh, no-BS advice for love, career, or just surviving the day.

A Word of Caution

Not for the faint of heart. If you need gentle hugs and positive vibes, this isn’t for you. If you can handle truth with sarcasm, welcome.

Grab a drink (you’ll need it), dive in, and prepare to laugh, cry, and scream a little. Share with friends — they’ll thank you for the straight talk.

Welcome to the harshly hilarious world of the Twisted Truths Oracle Deck.

Enjoy the burn. 🔥USA Made! 🇺🇸