Twisted Truths Oracle Deck

Welcome to the Twisted Truths Oracle Deck!
Congratulations! You've stumbled upon the Twisted Truths Oracle Deck, the most caustic and sarcastic deck you'll ever own. Unlike those sugar-coated, rainbow-unicorn card sets that promise eternal bliss, this deck dishes out the raw, unfiltered truth. Think of it as a reality check wrapped in dark humor and a kick to the kneecap.

Why this Deck?
Because life isn't all sunshine and daisies, and neither should your tarot readings be. Here, we embrace the messiness, the chaos, and the brutally honest moments that make you want to scream into the void. This deck is your brutally honest friend, the one who tells you that no, those jeans don't make you look thinner and yes, you probably should rethink your life choices.

How to Use It
Simple: shuffle, draw, and prepare to be roasted. Each card comes with a definition that’s as harsh as your morning alarm. Whether you're dealing with love, career, or just trying to survive another day, these cards will give you the no-nonsense advice you need.

A Word of Caution
This deck isn't for the faint of heart. If you're easily offended or prefer your readings with a side of sweet nothings, this probably isn't the Deck for you. But if you can handle the truth with a twist of dark humor, you're in the right place.

The Journey Begins
So, grab a drink (you'll need it), take a deep breath, and dive into the Twisted Truths Oracle Deck. Remember, it's all in good fun—sort of. Prepare to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little.  Share with your friends; they’ll be glad someone is giving it you straight up. Welcome to the harshly hilarious world of the most honest deck you'll ever own. Enjoy!